The Funniest Spiritual Joke Of All Time

I have some news for you, it truly is good news.
But before beginning would you please stand up….

So, are you standing? Make sure there is a little bit of space
around you.

Now, shake the body all over like a big wet dog. Relax everything,
shake that head and let all four of your cheeks loose.
Make that big wet dog noise deep in your throat and shake
like never before. I want to hear those bones creaking
and the tight muscles loosening up.

I have been sensing some cobwebs, which have begun to form with you
and it is well past time to shake those buggers off.

Unfortunately they seem to grow over night, so shaking them off
every morning would be a great idea.

It is so easy to get all morose and serious in life as you are
battling your way through it, but truly I am about to tell
you the biggest joke in the whole universe.

Serious it is not. But totally true it absolutely is. Please
take what I am about to tell you about your life quite literally.

Not sure how you are going to grasp this great news, so I'm
just going to blurt it out.

You are standing in a room full of smoke and mirrors.

Okay bear with me now….

There is only you in this place and you are flailing around like
a mad hatter. You are fighting shadows and your own reflections
as if your life depends on it.

The self (my, myself, I) is a ghost, a phantom creation that is all
smoke and mirrors. The unfortunate part is that we identify and
fight with it, react and respond to it and treat it as if it
is a living breathing entity.

None of that changes the fact that it is all smoke and mirrors.

The planet is like a mad house with no nurses and far too much medication.

Once your eyes open to it you will truly be amazed. But there will be no
'you' to be amazed. Amazed will just be here.

Until then you will continue to fight the demons in the smoke instead
of walking away and turning your back on the mirrors and letting the sun
shine in its place.

Can't you feel the continuous combat? I know you can.

You have become so numbed out to it because you are so busy fighting,
and you don't see that you are totally alone. It is only you.

All that happens in this place, from top to bottom and tip to toe,
is all utterly your creation. The contents of every moment of
your every day life is entirely created by you.

Honestly, it's true.

You exhaust yourself in your attempt to 'win' the fight of life,
but there is no opponent. It is literally you fighting with your self.

You complain that you don't want to fight anymore, that you are
tired of the constant barrage of abuse that you find coming
your way, but it is always just you doing it to yourself. Not sometimes,
but every time.

There is never any other, regardless of the internal or external
appearance of life. It is all always smoke and mirrors.

Now here is where it gets really funny....

All it takes for the fight to be finished is for you to stop
fighting and relax.

It is as simple as that. Stop fighting and relax.

Sounds easy doesn't it? That is because it is, you just haven't been
told 'how' to stop fighting and relax.

If you are ready to see the smoke and mirrors for what they truly
are the 'How To' E-Book will show
you how to easily let the view clear right now.

The fighting actually creates the smoke and there is no shortage
of it. But when you stop fighting, the smoke then has the
space to clear and you can see the mirrors and your reflections for
what they are.

You can then see with clarity and amusement that you believed
you were lost, when in fact it is entirely out of the question to be lost.
There is nowhere to go in order for lost to even be possible.

You are, you always have been and you will always be in this
same place whether you are aware of it or not.

This place is this eternal now moment. Not as an idea of now, but
simply right now.

You find when you stop fighting life that naturally relaxation,
openness, loved and loving is all there is. Naturally.

You need to stop the fight. Stop creating that smoke. Only then
can life flow without the confusion, frustration and suffering that it
appears to be so full of.

Nothing else needs to change. Perfection already is.

Just give up, surrender that need to fight for your survival. I promise
it will not kill you, quite on the contrary. You will be truly
alive for the first time and instead of all that damn smoke choking
your life to death, the true beauty of life can fill the picture.

It is all so easy. Funny isn't it?

If you don't get the joke, buy the 'How To' E-Book now to
find out how to loosen up and relax.